Your wake up call…

I haven’t been able to sleep all week. I was finally FINALLY almost to sleep when I felt something itch on my face. I go to scratch and there is something there. I swat it away and grab the flashlight, terrified of what it was.

Just a harmless damned grasshopper, somehow got in my apartment. Luckily he was still alive, and I put him outside. But seriously- who the fuck gets woken up by a grasshopper?

edit- A friend just told me the answer to who else gets woken up by a grasshopper, Pinocchio.