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Red State

Today I finally saw Kevin Smith’s foray into the land of horror, Red State.

I should back up a bit. In order to understand my review and feelings, it’s important to understand where I come from.
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Oh Fiverr…

So, I recently discovered fiverr.com A very odd site, where people will do a multitude of things for only $5. From screaming rants to drawing on their foot. Hell, I could be “married” on facebook for a month. In light of this amazing revelation, I am asking you guys to find your favorite fiverr project, and I will purchase and share it here with all of you. Drop your suggestion below.

Your wake up call…

I haven’t been able to sleep all week. I was finally FINALLY almost to sleep when I felt something itch on my face. I go to scratch and there is something there. I swat it away and grab the flashlight, terrified of what it was.

Just a harmless damned grasshopper, somehow got in my apartment. Luckily he was still alive, and I put him outside. But seriously- who the fuck gets woken up by a grasshopper?

edit- A friend just told me the answer to who else gets woken up by a grasshopper, Pinocchio.